From an "astonishing" writer (Toni Morrison), the savagely funny story of a couple who unexpectedly come into some money in a wealth-obsessed America deranged by Mammon.
A bag of money drops out of the sky, literally, into the path of a cash-starved citizen named Graveyard. He carries it home to his wife, Ambience, and they embark on the adventure of their lives, finally able to have everything they've always thought they deserved: cars, guns, games, jewels, clothes--and of course sex, travel, and time with friends and family. There is no limit except their imagination and the hours in the day, and even those seem to be subject to their control.
Of course, the owner of the bag is searching for it, and will do whatever is necessary to get it back. And, of course, these new riches change everything--and nothing at all.
Darkly hilarious, Processed Cheese is both satire and serious as death. It's a road novel, a family story, and a last-girl-standing thriller of once-in-a-generation vitality and inventiveness. With the clarity of a Swift or a Melville, Wright has created a funhouse-mirror drama that puts all the chips on the table and every bullet in the clip, down to the last breathtaking moment.
Show moreFrom an "astonishing" writer (Toni Morrison), the savagely funny story of a couple who unexpectedly come into some money in a wealth-obsessed America deranged by Mammon.
A bag of money drops out of the sky, literally, into the path of a cash-starved citizen named Graveyard. He carries it home to his wife, Ambience, and they embark on the adventure of their lives, finally able to have everything they've always thought they deserved: cars, guns, games, jewels, clothes--and of course sex, travel, and time with friends and family. There is no limit except their imagination and the hours in the day, and even those seem to be subject to their control.
Of course, the owner of the bag is searching for it, and will do whatever is necessary to get it back. And, of course, these new riches change everything--and nothing at all.
Darkly hilarious, Processed Cheese is both satire and serious as death. It's a road novel, a family story, and a last-girl-standing thriller of once-in-a-generation vitality and inventiveness. With the clarity of a Swift or a Melville, Wright has created a funhouse-mirror drama that puts all the chips on the table and every bullet in the clip, down to the last breathtaking moment.
Show moreStephen Wright is a Vietnam veteran, MFA graduate of the Iowa Writers' Workshop, and the author of four previous novels. He has received a Whiting Award in Fiction, a Guggenheim Fellowship, and a Lannan Literary Fellowship, and has taught writing and literature at Iowa, Princeton, Brown, and The New School. He was born in Warren, Pennsylvania, and lives in New York City.
PRAISE FOR STEPHEN WRIGHT Meditations in Green (1983) "Precisely
that brutal hallucination we desperately wanted to end." --Don
DeLillo "The best that any fiction about this war has offered."
--Newsweek M31: A Family Romance (1988) "Beautiful and terrifying.
. . . M31 offers a big, bold look at the American family. It takes
us far away and very close to home. . . . Stephen Wright is a . . .
bright star in the literary sky." --San Francisco Chronicle "M31 is
a devastatingly forceful accomplishment and reestablishes its
author as a star of the first magnitude." --The Washington Post
Book World "Mr. Wright's sentences buzz like high-tension wires. I
enjoyed reading every word of M31, literally." --Russell Banks
Going Native (1994) "An astonishing novel." --Toni Morrison The
Amalgamation Polka (2007) "An extravagantly talented novelist. . .
. For Wright, America, past and present, is Wonderland, a place of
marvels and horrors from which not even the fortunate escape with
their heads. " --Laura Miller, The New York Times Book Review "This
dark and lyrical tale of madness and prophecy speaks uncannily from
within its period, in the tradition of heartbroken humor, which
America's lapses of faith in its own promise have always evoked in
the finest of our storytellers, among whom Stephen Wright here
honorably takes his place." --Thomas Pynchon "Quite simply an
astonishing novel, brilliantly executed and beautifully written.
Stephen Wright deserves to be famous and feted for it."
--The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
"Processed Cheese does for consumerism what Catch-22 did for
war."--Stephen King, bestselling author of IT and The Shining
"Processed Cheese is a novel of such thrilling extravagance that I
swear it spiked my glucose levels. Stephen Wright has given us a
fable about America's infatuation with wealth, a limit-test on the
question of what, exactly, money can buy. Hilarious, outlandish,
deeply troubling, and completely debauched, this book is basically
perfect for the current moment."--Nathan Hill, author of The
Nix
"A wry satire of a money-obsessed society."--USA Today, 5 Books Not
to Miss
"Absolutely brilliant, a frenetic, hilarious rush of pure
feeling...the pacing is a thrill... [Wright's] a masterly writer,
with a wild sense of humor.. sentences, so wonderful, so bizarre,
$100 bills pulled endlessly from a canvas bag."--Kevin Wilson, New
York Times
"An outrageous farce about money, sex and guns, which is to say,
about America circa now...Nothing else I've read is as faithful to
the obscenity of these latter days, the consummation of vacuous pop
culture and complete social bankruptcy. For readers who can stomach
it, PROCESSED CHEESE is jolting enough to reveal what degradation
we've become inured to."--Ron Charles, Washington Post
"For many of us, Stephen Wright counts among the Famous Monsters of
the postmodern novel. His too-infrequent, wildly divergent books
each land as an event- guaranteed only to be unpredictable and
brilliant, loaded with wit and heartfelt indignation."--Jonathan
Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn and The Feral Detective
"In a fairer- or at least weirder- literary world, Stephen Wright
would be as famous as Thomas Pynchon or Don DeLillo...PROCESSED
CHEESE is a difficult novel to love, but an easy one to admire, and
with it, Wright cements his reputation as one of the country's
greatest living writers of fiction. An excoriating critique of what
America has become, PROCESSED CHEESE is an exhausting, maddening
and unforgettable book about how far we're willing to go to satisfy
our greed."--Michael Schaub, NPR
"In novel after unsparing novel-each one gorgeous, too, and full of
awe- Stephen Wright has emerged as a kind of modern-day Socrates
hectoring a complacent citizenry to have a good hard look at its
collective delusions. With Processed Cheese, he's written a novel
so outrageous and diagnostic of our current ills, it will prove
much stronger than hemlock. If you hope to keep up your venality,
America, your cruelties, and your death wish, better string this
court jester up by his toes."--Joshua Ferris, author of The Dinner
Party
"Stephen Wright is one of the most original and exciting novelists
alive. Processed Cheese was worth the wait."--Kevin Powers, author
of the The Yellow Birds
"Stephen Wright is the genuine American article, a reckless,
rough-hewn truth teller. And a great poetic lyricist besides. No
one like him."--Russell Banks, award-winning author of The Sweet
Hereafter
"Stephen Wright's Processed Cheese is a smart and delicious
allegory on the evils of neoliberalism. It is a very fine and
urgent morality tale hidden in the Trojan Horse of a great and
funny novel."--Min Jin Lee, author of Free Food for Millionaires
and Pachinko, finalist for the National Book Award
"This dark, harrowing, and wildly funny novel somehow both
challenges and affirms that tried-and-true adage: Money isn't
everything."--Kirkus
"Turn off the TV news and treat yourself to Processed Cheese.
Stephen Wright-who deserves to be a household name- takes the
reader on a wild ride through the American unsaid. Wright digests
who we are and what we have become and delivers us back to
ourselves as a kind of literary Soylent Green, rich in kale,
collagen and cash. The absurdity of society gone insane is the
currency here. Wright's prose spins a uniquely absurdist candy
floss, reminding us of the pleasures and high-wire acts of the
greats: think Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Wolfe, Don Delillo on Dylar, the
drug he invented in White Noise, and you've got Stephen Wright. If
you read one novel this year-it should be Processed Cheese."--A.M.
Homes, author of This Book Will Save Your Life and Days of Awe
"Why is Stephen Wright so funny and what can I do to be as funny as
him? As perceptive? As inventive? As smart? Not much, I guess. So
I'll just sit here reading Processed Cheese over and over while
gnashing my teeth."--Gary Shteyngart, author of The Russian
Debutante's Handbook and Super Sad True Love Story
"Wildly imaginative, funny, dark, endlessly inventive, Stephen
Wright is one of our most original and essential American
novelists."--Francine Prose, author of A Changed Man and Blue
Angel
"With his characteristic energy and brilliance, Stephen Wright has
met the savagery and cruelty of America's bottomless, corrosive
greed with a hilarious send up and brutal take down. Morally
urgent, Processed Cheese is also wild, original, and wickedly fun
to read."--Dana Spiotta, author of Eat the Document and Stone
Arabia
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