Boldly go to times where no one has gone before. While transporting a contraband Russian time machine and developmental weaponry, Private Everett Dumphee finds himself cast into new settings when the device suddenly activates. What follows are fantastic high-tech experiences that might be called the ultimate off-road adventure. For the determined Dumphee - narrowly escaping with his life and three beautiful women - it is not necessarily a matter of will he make his destination, but when. These four vivid characters trek through this fun and fast-moving journey like there's no tomorrow. Wherever that may be." "A wild, high-tech ride through time. Read it to have a rollicking good time."" Brian Herbert, co-author "Dune: House Attreides""
Boldly go to times where no one has gone before. While transporting a contraband Russian time machine and developmental weaponry, Private Everett Dumphee finds himself cast into new settings when the device suddenly activates. What follows are fantastic high-tech experiences that might be called the ultimate off-road adventure. For the determined Dumphee - narrowly escaping with his life and three beautiful women - it is not necessarily a matter of will he make his destination, but when. These four vivid characters trek through this fun and fast-moving journey like there's no tomorrow. Wherever that may be." "A wild, high-tech ride through time. Read it to have a rollicking good time."" Brian Herbert, co-author "Dune: House Attreides""
With 19 New York Times bestsellers and more than 350 million copies of his works in circulation, L. Ron Hubbard is among the most enduring and widely read authors of our time. As a leading light of American Pulp Fiction through the 1930s and '40s, he is further among the most influential authors of the modern age. Indeed, from Ray Bradbury to Stephen King, there is scarcely a master of imaginative tales who has not paid tribute to L. Ron Hubbard. Then too, of course, there is all L. Ron Hubbard represents as the Founder of Dianetics and Scientology and thus the only major religion born in the 20th century.
"A wild, high-tech ride through time. Read it to have a rollicking
good time." --Brian Herbert, co-author Dune: House Attreides
"An amusement park in words. It is for anyone who remembers how
much fun reading can be!" --Kevin J. Anderson
"Everett Dumphee, the descendant of a venerable line of West
Virginian moonshiners, joins the army to avoid prison, only to
accidentally activate a time machine while transporting a truckload
of experimental Russian weapons to Denver. He then tries to return
to 1991, enduring several stopovers, including in the Ice Age,
during the height of Mayan civilization and at a train station
under Indian attack in 1870." --Publishers Weekly
"Fun characters in a great compelling read. Once you start you
won't want to put it down." --Dean Wesley Smith
"The protagonist, the Appalachian-bred Everett Dumphee, joins the
Army to avoid being sent to prison for unwittingly transporting
moonshine. His skills earn him the assignment of driving a
bumbling, inept lieutenant and a stolen Russian time machine to an
Army research facility in Denver. The time machine is accidentally
activated during the trip, and the two soldiers are transported to
a variety of places, including a fort under attack by Indians in
1870, a Mayan city, and the Ice Age." --Library Journal
"A wild, high-tech ride through time. Read it to have a rollicking
good time." Brian Herbert, co-author "Dune: House Attreides"
"
"An amusement park in words. It is for anyone who remembers how
much fun reading can be!" Kevin J. Anderson
"
"Fun characters in a great compelling read. Once you start you
won't want to put it down." Dean Wesley Smith
"
This novelization by Wolverton of L. Ron Hubbard's unpublished screenplay is the late Hubbard's first published sf in almost ten years. The protagonist, the Appalachian-bred Everett Dumphee, joins the Army to avoid being sent to prison for unwittingly transporting moonshine. His skills earn him the assignment of driving a bumbling, inept lieutenant and a stolen Russian time machine to an Army research facility in Denver. The time machine is accidentally activated during the trip, and the two soldiers are transported to a variety of places, including a fort under attack by Indians in 1870, a Mayan city, and the Ice Age. Wolverton's story dredges up every imaginable clich‚ about Appalachia, the Army, and Native Americans. The novel and its recording have a campy, farcical quality and slapstick sense of humor that do not do justice to either Hubbard's or Wolverton's earlier works. The abridged multicast recording moves too quickly, and the odd country-rock music played at intervals grates on the reader's nerves almost as much as Dumphee's fake West Virginia accent. While the sound effects (e.g., rain, crowds, windshield wipers) and actor Jason Beghe's third-person narration are compelling, the voices of the remainder of the cast sound as though they are coming from the bottom of a particularly deep ocean located about 30 yards to the left of the microphone. Overall, the recording sounds like a bad old-fashioned radio production of a cheesy 1950s B movie. Not recommended.--Leah Sparks, Bowie P.L., MD Copyright 1999 Cahners Business Information.
"A wild, high-tech ride through time. Read it to have a
rollicking good time." --Brian Herbert, co-author Dune:
House Attreides
"An amusement park in words. It is for anyone who remembers how
much fun reading can be!" --Kevin J. Anderson
"Everett Dumphee, the descendant of a venerable line of West
Virginian moonshiners, joins the army to avoid prison, only to
accidentally activate a time machine while transporting a truckload
of experimental Russian weapons to Denver. He then tries to return
to 1991, enduring several stopovers, including in the Ice Age,
during the height of Mayan civilization and at a train station
under Indian attack in 1870." --Publishers Weekly
"Fun characters in a great compelling read. Once you start you
won't want to put it down." --Dean Wesley Smith
"The protagonist, the Appalachian-bred Everett Dumphee, joins
the Army to avoid being sent to prison for unwittingly transporting
moonshine. His skills earn him the assignment of driving a
bumbling, inept lieutenant and a stolen Russian time machine to an
Army research facility in Denver. The time machine is accidentally
activated during the trip, and the two soldiers are transported to
a variety of places, including a fort under attack by Indians in
1870, a Mayan city, and the Ice Age." --Library Journal
"A wild, high-tech ride through time. Read it to have a rollicking
good time." Brian Herbert, co-author "Dune: House Attreides"
"
"An amusement park in words. It is for anyone who remembers how
much fun reading can be!" Kevin J. Anderson
"
"Fun characters in a great compelling read. Once you start you
won't want to put it down." Dean Wesley Smith
"
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